On my way to work today, I stopped by Noah's Bagels to pick up some breakfast. They usually have ok bagels. I got myself an EggMit with Cheese and a cup of coffee. While I was waiting for them to fix up my EggMit, I was looking around and I noticed that they had this "New York City" theme going on. It's kind of like Subway but classier. Then it kind of occurred to me that I don't recall ever seeing a Noah's Bagels anywhere in New York City. I decided to do a little investigating on their website and here's a snapshot of what I found. (The closest location is 2397 miles away in Kirkland, WA.) So I just wanted everyone to know the truth about Noah's. They still make an ok bagel though. At least, they don't sell blueberry bagels. That's just a crime against nature.

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man